School is out for summer, as of 1:51 p.m. yesterday, and these rug rats are already driving me up the wall.
Why do Moms need earplugs?
-Mommy?...
-I am hungry...
-I am thirsty...
-I am bored...
-He/She hit me...
-My stomach hurts...
-The sound of the door closing, AGAIN!...
-The constant talking and bickering
-The thud on the floor as they jump around like gymnast wanna be's
Why do Moms need blinders:
- The mass of dishes (that pile up in 4 minutes time)
- Toys that get left on the floor
- 10 year old who is hovering and trying to read this post right now
- Laundry pile (that was not there 24 hours ago)
- Unmade beds
- Rolling of eyes
- Refrigerator door that is open (at this moment)
- Bikes left behind my car for me to run over later
- Mess that is happening now as they attempt to cook
The most important item Moms need:
- A bubble to stay in
Why? to relay the need for personal space. So, if you are trying to come up with a retail idea. This is it. And, please make it soundproof.
Yes, vacation is a must. It is unfortunate that all of the above list of aggravations will surely follow me on the trip.
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